Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Wonderfull Funny Wednesdays

So, I'm sure you notice my lack of blogging.  I truly apologize!  Getting ready for your first baby can be time consuming--along with getting settled in a new house you haven't even been living in for even a year!  Let's just say I've been doing double "Domestic Diva" duty since May 2010.  Can't wait until the house looks wonderful.  Its almost there & my schedule is getting more regular now!

On the day's note, we need some funny stuff.  Life has been too serious lately trying to get everything together & myself mentally prepared for motherhood...I need some good laughs.  I'm sure you all do too!  So, here is to getting some good chuckling in tonight (or tomorrow, if you read the blob then).

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." 

Use of the Car

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him , “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we’ll talk about it.”
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father’s study where his father said, “Son, I’ve been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied your bible diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut!”
The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair….”
To which his father replied… “Yes, and they WALKED every where they went!”

Top 10 Signs You Had Too Much of the 90s.

  1. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
  2. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail.
  3. You faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
  4. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
  5. You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living
  6. You think “progressing an action plan” and “calendarizing a project” are acceptable English phrases.
  7. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next door neighbors.
  8. You ask your friends to “think out of the box” when making Friday night plans.
  9. You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock
  10. You hear more jokes via email than in person.

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The agenda was adopted…the minutes were approved…the financial secretary gave a grief report.

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

The ‘Over 60s Choir’ will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch.
Announcement: “Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.”

Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.”

Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Didn't that feel good ladies?  I know I needed it...hope you all get a good laugh for this "hump day."  Hang in there, Friday is almost here!

I will be talking about some of the choices I've made with the new baby coming the rest of this week & linking information about some good companies & websites I've found both on facebook & online as I've been searching for the absolute best (and most frugal) for my baby on the way!