So here's a quote for you!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. (love this one!!)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
The road to success is always under construction.
And a ponder-able I found for today:
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?